RamblinRover buys weird shit on eBay...

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 05/29/2018 at 18:30 • Filed to: None

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Let’s see...North Bay Cutting Tools and... Wakaliwood? What’s that?

Well, the cutting tool is a 1 7/16"-12 die, for cutting threads only ever used by some lathe companies and Ford and who knows, because I’m making a suspension thing. Technically very weird, but that’s not what you’re here for. You’re here for the DVD...

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Suffice to say, it is a work of extreme low-budget guerrilla filmmaking that both evokes and puts to shame any number of student films because it was MADE IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! made for less than most students’ semester textbook bills and includes greenscreen shots, dolly shots, and elaborate post-production editing. Are the effects good? Is it coherent? Maybe not. Is it - like any auteur work - full of very odd things that result from the filmmaker alone having creative control? Certainly yes. Is the filmmaker enjoying himself and able not to take himself seriously?

Let’s see if the DVD extras and picture of the director as an “Ebola Hunter” answer that question, shall we?

Ahem. Who has bitchin’ new Wakaliwood stickers? Me, that’s who.

Note included:

This DVD was produced entirely in Wakaliwood, Uganda, from the home of Nabwana IGG, using the computers he built himself.

If you find there is a problem with this disc, we are happy to replace it. Though please be aware that performance will vary over time and with normal usage.

Note that there is no Menu on this DVD. Most of our customers in Uganda have either lost or broken their remote controls, so it helps if the movie just starts. The Director’s Commentary begins right after the feature film.

Thank you for supporting us and for loving action movies.

Basically, this is the movie that Birdemic could have been. If it was more violent, didn’t take itself seriously, and was bad in a good way. Fun. It’s available cheaply and puts money right in the pocket of the creators, who from all accounts are class acts, so why the hell not?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

For a try-before-you-buy, he does have the whole thing up on his Youtube channel, so there’s that.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 18:38

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 18:38

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Absolute madlad

Nibby > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 18:40

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby 05/29/2018 at 18:49

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 05/29/2018 at 18:50

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Something that spawns Ugandan Knuckles as a thing is beyond criticism.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/29/2018 at 18:56

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Like you’ve never asked yourself “why am I not buying more Z-grade Ugandan movies?”

Somebody has to, and baby, I am the guy who buys Who Killed Captain Alex on DVD.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:11

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You should try Bollywood action movies then

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/29/2018 at 19:13

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I’ve been meaning to.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/29/2018 at 19:23

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The movie poster needs to have the Hero with a mustache AND a gun for the movie to be good.

For example: Businessman, no good

Da-Bang 2, Very good!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/29/2018 at 19:32

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Mustaches are the gold standard for commitment to ham, I admit.